“Freddie, I’m so tired of waiting! I want to be with you openly!”
“Adele can’t last much longer, my sweet. Her doctor gives her two weeks, and says that that is a generous offer.”
“Yes, but he’s said that before. You know what you must do. Put it in her tea; it will be a mercy.”
“Hush, Gertie! Do you want me to hang?”
“Oh, it’s only the waiter!”
Only the waiter, eh? Oh, Gertie, if only you knew! It’s Adele’s brother Winslow. Freddie and Gertie have both met Winslow… so why don’t they recognize him now? How has Winslow, a man of average intelligence and abilities, managed to ‘tail’ these plotters to this restaurant, and get close enough to hear their wicked plans?
Why, by following our Complete System for Disguising the Face, of course! Winslow sent away for our Six Easy Lessons after the first of Adele’s ‘little accidents.’ He suspected Funny Business, and boy, was he right!
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It may surprise the reader to learn that all of these drawings are of the same man. These are all drawings of Mr. Butch Verdigris, one of the top operatives at Finkerton’s, the prestigious American private investigation firm. Mr. Verdigris gave us permission to use these pictures because of the trust he places in our methods- for he is one of our mail-order graduates.
“Sure,” Mr. Verdigris told us, in his quaint American idiom, “you gents can use some drawings of me in your Ad; I’m not just talking when I say it won’t hurt me none. It won’t give the game away to the Criminal Element; I’ll just use one of your other techniques, and they won’t know me from Adam.”
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Notes: I sent away for my copy- and the ‘complete kit’ is ALL WHISKERS!!!!! It never seems to have occurred to these Fatheads that a WOMAN might require a disguise… to use their kit, I’d need a complete Change of Attire… I wonder if my Dress-Maker would oblige… the poor old thing will be Shocked, but I shall approach her on the subject. I will, of course, have to Disguise my Feminine Curves…
Perhaps I’ll write my own Six Easy Lessons… for the Investigating Gentlewoman!