O My Viagra, My New-Found-Land!

Found Poetry/Digital Ephemera/Spam Messages

I receive a fair amount of spam on my blog.  The ones that get through my filter are all lovingly read, and occasionally I re-set one into a poem. 

Below is my favorite example of spam/found poetry (“O My Viagra, My New-Found-Land!”).  You can read it, or listen to me reading it aloud (which I think I do pretty well).

  I have altered the message only in the following ways:

  1. I have broken it up into lines (it came in one gigantic blob of text), in order to emphasize the meaning I see in it.
  2. I have replaced various product links with [CLICK HERE]
  3. I have given it a title- or, rather, I have pinched a title from the poet John Dunne.

Without further ado:

O My Viagra, My New-Found-Land!


Viagra struggled

i.

Viagra turned snapping to compare

the generic secret of price,

what me saw

barbed

before shirtless

scars.

Despite cheap viagra on coast

and lobby,

him was off the stations

of the condominium

receipt

was in.

By it knew the cheap viagra at close,

and there began

the paypal.

He

you’ve get him

luckily

ever reminded

in away

how

local them

reimburse.

He don’t, the

as a

viagra

kills already perfectly

quick in

online.

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Viagra said never from pill.

French alcohol and viagra

drawer

but throng gate man’s.

You come he

should

be.

This purchase had

not in generic

into the viagra

lying a crew by tuxedos.

The viagra turned

deserted

to sorry ejaculation.

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It know than

viagra?

Far together, viagra,’ it left.

It answered to see,

vainly bending

for the Viagra

to name he’d men.

The cialis viagra can keep he on.

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New, i’ve wooed to the viagra –

online order.

The chinese

good to put when

he

go,

liquid.

The everyday viagra, of dosage,’ she picked.

He was to find very, and it

made down go order.

Her stud

planted.

Already, they should rest

to cause

here.

I were

almost, and buy

were wearily use her viagra.

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There bowls the cialis

off his viagra, forward?

Viagra lassiter troy fought

in a caliber of the body hiding

the motto.

Viagra walked in the effects

women, were

police or

the combat.

England stepped his viagra

to buy, drifting

the place to live

square his we’re

coats.

Your white, ridged buy

was assumed of viagra –

such information.

The viagra was the reviews

of their way,

were my foals door.

Viagra

were.

Viagra crossed, well certain,

killing a joint mouth as conception.

The back adjusted generic fast sample.

END

By the way, I am sort of collecting really strange spam messages.  If you have a message of that sort that you think I’d like, tell me about it in the Comments section, or get in touch with me through Twitter.

@AthertonMe is my Twitter handle.

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