Madam, You are in a Pickle and No Mistake!
Most of us DO NOT EXPECT to
But Sometimes The Unexpected Happens
And we find ourselves with A Corpse
on our hands. At these times…
You Can Count On Quigley’s Quicklime!!!!
Dissolving Inconvenient Corpses since 1801
Notes: I have, for Purposes of Detection, experimented with Quicklime, to find its Exact and Specific Effect on the Recently Deceased. It looks like business at first, but it ultimately is a better Preserver of Dead Flesh than a Destroyer Thereof. This Advert is therefore a Scam, and I would feel Compelled to Take Action about this, except that the Scam is being worked upon Murderers.
LOL. Nice one. I like it.
Stopping by from the #atozchallenge !
Gruesomely funny! I like the disclaimer.
I love your Q post! Going to have a poke about some other of your A to Z’s!
Curling Stones for Lego People
Yikes. I think I must put this flyer down right away. And back away slowly…