Quicklime

Madam, You are in a Pickle and No Mistake!

Most of us DO NOT EXPECT to

commit MURDER.

But Sometimes The Unexpected Happens

And we find ourselves with A Corpse

on our hands.  At these times…

You Can Count On Quigley’s Quicklime!!!!

Quigley’s Quicklime:

Dissolving Inconvenient Corpses since 1801

Notes:  I have, for Purposes of Detection, experimented with Quicklime, to find its Exact and Specific Effect on the Recently Deceased.  It looks like business at first, but it ultimately is a better Preserver of Dead Flesh than a Destroyer Thereof.  This Advert is therefore a Scam, and I would feel Compelled to Take Action about this, except that the Scam is being worked upon Murderers.