(it is a fancied-up version of my O is for Omens post)
Here! I made this for you! You can print it out, if you want to, and stick it on your wall, where it will Look Fabulous. Probably. Depending on the wall. And your printer. And my inchoate poster-making skills. So, yeah, you pays your money (in this case, none!) and you takes your chances.